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Rise Of The Guardians (2012)

It sounds like the opening to a potentially offensive joke. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar…

DreamWorks Animation gets the last laugh with Rise Of The Guardians, though. Their latest CGI adventure is a glittering yuletide yarn that just about overcomes its gimmicky concept.

Following on from the successes of How To Train Your Dragon and the Kung Fu Pandas, ROTG warps traditional fairytales as childhood ‘Guardians’ North (ie Santa, voiced by Alec Baldwin), E. Aster Bunnymund (Hugh Jackman) and Tooth (Isla Fisher) unite against nightmare-spreading boogeyman Pitch (Jude Law).

Notions that this is basically a Christmas version of Avengers Assemble, though, prove unfounded.

With its watery opening shot of soon-to-be-Guardian Jack Frost (Chris Pine) drifting in icy purgatory, it’s more like a kiddies Bourne Identity.

As Frost battles his amnesia and becomes an action hero, all that’s missing is Matt Damon ramming pens into unfortunate places.

Also missing, sadly, is a script that really gets its larger-than-life characters interacting with each other. Despite all the rampant, twinkly magic, there are few sparks flying between our motley crew.

The best exchange comes when everybody clambers into Santa’s pimped-out sled. “I hope you like loop-the-loops,” the jolly fellow bellows. “I hope you like carrots,” mutters Bunny.

Visually, things are bright and crisp as Christmas morning. With Guillermo del Toro on producing duties, ROTG looks a million bucks.

The 3D jerks to life inside Santa’s toyshop, a banquet of background detail, while the sorcery-infused battle scenes swoop, sparkle and occasionally terrify.

The pacing also takes no prisoners – Guardians is like an OCD moppet hopped up on Haribos, which is both a positive and a negative thing.

From its mysterious opening gambit right up to its firecracker finale, there’s no fat to be found here. Even Santa’s now a brawny Russian with bricklayer’s forearms. At the midway point, big red stops to reveal what makes him tick: wonder.

He wants to be awed by things. Rise Of The Guardians takes that philosophy as gospel. It’s a film so desperate to have us gawping at its pretty visuals that it forgets to craft its story with the same amount of care.

Verdict: More “oooh… aaah” than “ho-ho-ho”, ROTG is so full of yuletide razzmatazz that only true Scrooges will have trouble stomaching it. If only Santa’s workshop had given the script more of a tinker… 3/5

Via Total Film

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The Merry Gentleman (2009)

Ex-Batman Michael Keaton has done something quite remarkable for his directorial debut. Ignoring the market that remembers his quirky ‘80s glory days, as well as those who know him for his myriad comedy roles, The Merry Gentleman sees Keaton muscling into previously unexplored territory – the emotional drama. Not only that, but he’s made the ambitious decision to take on the dual responsibility of director and leading man. A recipe for disaster?

It very well could be, and The Merry Gentleman is not without its faults. But playing Frank Logan, a man of dubious morals and even more dubious motives, Keaton has gifted himself his most rewarding character in years; and therein lies one of Gentleman’s quiet strengths.

Christmas is in the air, and Kate Frazier (Kelly Macdonald) is hoping to make a fresh go of it in Chicago. Having fled an abusive marriage, she’s got a new job, a new pad, and a fading black eye that she employs all manner of cover-up fantasies to explain away. When she spots a man standing on the roof-edge of the building across the street from her office, she yells out, and believes she has scared off a potential suicide attempt.

Unbeknownst to her, the man on the roof is Frank Logan, and he’s just shot one of Kate’s co-workers. An assassin by profession, Frank is suffering from pneumonia and a serious case of the festive blues. Drawn to Kate, he orchestrates a happenchance meeting, and a tentative friendship develops between the two. But can either of their pasts ever be forgotten, or forgiven?

Merry, this ain’t. Juxtaposing Kate’s constant victim with Frank’s constant killer is an interesting ruse, and Macdonald and Keaton gel admirably, each closed off to the world in their own ways yet hopeful of absolution and new futures. “You strike me as quite a private person,” notes Kate, “I’m quite a private person, too.” And she is, but she’s also – annoyingly – the sort of thankless character who exhibits scream-at-the-screen behaviour. A person to whom things happen, Kate is portrayed as the slightly gormless eye of an increasingly exasperating storm, despite Macdonald’s best efforts.

On the plus side, Keaton the director wisely draws a leaf from Clint Eastwood’s book. Keeping the framing neat, his style is the kind of unobtrusive classical filmmaking that is a dying breed in contemporary Hollywood. Unafraid of stillness, Keaton allows Gentleman’s leisurely plot to unravel a fraction too slowly, but proves a dab hand when it comes to character. Unsurprisingly, he’s an actor’s director, drawing a fantastic performance from Bobby Cannavale, and pitching an effective portrayal of assassin Frank as a disillusioned loner who’s lost all value in life.

Anticipation: Keaton in the director’s chair? Unusual. Will he be the new Sean Penn or the new Nicolas Cage? 3

Enjoyment: Keaton keeps it lean, never smothering his characters. It’s kind of slow, though. 3

In Retrospect: Surprisingly restrained and unflashy, Keaton’s directorial debut is classy if not overwhelming. 3

Via Little White Lies

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