Tuesday’s Tips For Conquering The World…

Courtesy of… Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988)

DO – Wrap people in deadly, gooey candyfloss, eat innocent bystanders using your shadow-puppet creations and ride around the universe in a massive spinning top.

DON’T – Face off against a cop who has a potentially lethal police badge, end up blowing your own spaceship into smithereens.