Courtesy of… Superman Returns (2006)
DO – Use Kryptonite to build a whole new continent, dump wigs in the hands of little girls, cut car breaks, manipulate old ladies, generally act like a camp know-it-all.
DON’T – Stab Superman with Kryptonite and leave him to die in the ocean. HE’S SUPERMAN FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! You better make sure that mofo really is dead before you dispose of the body.
Courtesy of… Slither (2006)
DO – Transform people into modern, gloopy Hammer Horror-like monsters, make a mockery of human DNA, squirm around as little slug-y things.
DON’T – Underestimate the power of true love (maaan), get blown up by a particularly heroic-looking Nathan Fillion.
Courtesy of… The Blob (1958)
DO – Pose like a giant dessert, destroy everything in your path, make Steve McQueen look like a wimp, gobble up any humans who get in your way.
DON’T – Let on you don’t like fire extinguishers, go anywhere near the freakin’ Arctic.
Courtesy of… Night Of The Creeps (1986)
DO – Enroll alien leeches at university, make a zombie army of leech-disseminators, reanimate dead cats and use axes to seriously maim.
DON’T – Get shot in the head, end up crispy-crittered by a massive flamethrower.
Courtesy of… Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988)
DO – Wrap people in deadly, gooey candyfloss, eat innocent bystanders using your shadow-puppet creations and ride around the universe in a massive spinning top.
DON’T – Face off against a cop who has a potentially lethal police badge, end up blowing your own spaceship into smithereens.