10. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Wolverine makes his presence known by using his knuckle-knives to inform us that this is the third X
Designed By: The Cimarron Group, the folks also responsible for those bad-ass Bridesmaids posters, plus one-sheets for Twilight: Eclipse, Gran Torino and Hellboy.
How Faithful: Super-faithful. Brett Ratner’s trilogy-capper may have a menagerie of super-powered characters at its disposal, but as always, it’s Wolverine who provides the heart (and face fuzz) of the picture. It’s here, after all, that his trilogy-spanning love affair with Jean Grey comes to an explosive head…
Courtesy of… Superman Returns (2006)
DO – Use Kryptonite to build a whole new continent, dump wigs in the hands of little girls, cut car breaks, manipulate old ladies, generally act like a camp know-it-all.
DON’T – Stab Superman with Kryptonite and leave him to die in the ocean. HE’S SUPERMAN FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! You better make sure that mofo really is dead before you dispose of the body.
Courtesy of… Slither (2006)
DO – Transform people into modern, gloopy Hammer Horror-like monsters, make a mockery of human DNA, squirm around as little slug-y things.
DON’T – Underestimate the power of true love (maaan), get blown up by a particularly heroic-looking Nathan Fillion.